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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:36

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
What was your worst experience while living with roommates?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to