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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

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Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

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share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

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So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

What was your worst experience while living with roommates?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

designing for ‘abundance,’ with ecological landscaper kelly norris - A Way To Garden

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to